1、为什么我出生寒门，夏天还会中暑？为什么我出生南方，却还要喝西北风？
Why am I born in a poor family, summer still can heatstroke? Why was I born in the south, but I still drink from the west?
2、爸妈真是一个很神奇的生物，朋友圈什么谣言都信，但你胡编的瞎话，他们一眼就能拆穿。
Mom and dad are really amazing creatures. They believe all the rumors in the circle of friends, but they can see through the lies you make up.
3、喝水都能胖的人，我建议你们喝奶茶。
Drink water can be fat people, I suggest you drink milk tea.
4、看见你说肚子疼，我立马拿出一片止疼药，我自己吃了，我怕我心疼。
See you say stomachache, I immediately took out a painkiller, I eat, I am afraid I heartache.
5、我很难拒绝一个会把耐心和时间都放在我身上的人，但我没想到那个人会是对面的打野。
It's hard for me to refuse a person who will put patience and time on me, but I didn't expect that person to be the opponent.
6、别人都是晒对象，晒车，晒存款，只有我晒得乌漆麻黑。
Other people are drying objects, drying cars, drying deposits, only I get black.
7、夜晚不止是拿来睡觉的，它还可以用来失眠，思考问题，反省人生，它比白天还累。
Night is not only used to sleep, it can also be used for insomnia, thinking, reflecting on life, it is more tired than day.
8、我是一个自律的人，既然说了要变瘦，我就要天天说。
I'm a self disciplined person. Since I say I want to be thinner, I'll say it every day.
9、有些事，明明知道是错的，我也还是会去做，比如考试。
Some things, clearly know is wrong, I will still do, such as the exam.
10、我是个感觉控，我感觉我将来会嫁给肖战。
I'm a sense controller. I feel like I will marry Xiao Zhan in the future.
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