开学是一件多么令人伤心的事情啊。
What a sad thing to start school.
你知道，就算大雨把这座城市颠倒，开学我也得滚回学校。
You know, even if the heavy rain turns the city upside down, I have to go back to school when school starts.
开学了，腰不酸了腿不疼了，连心脏也不跳了耶！
School is over, my waist is no longer sore, my legs no longer hurt, and my heart is not beating!
又开学了，暗恋我的人还打算瞒到什么时候。
School is starting again, and when will my secret crush be kept secret.
神哪！开学赐我一个美男子做同桌吧。
God! Start school and give me a beautiful man to be at the same table.
有些课，就想南孚电池一样，一节更比六节长！
In some classes, just like Nanfu Battery, one section is longer than six!
“开学了真开心”全世界最假的六个字。
"It's so happy to start school" The six most fake words in the world.
要开学了，学校，你得到我的人却得不到我的心。
The school is about to start, the school, you who get me can't get my heart.
快开学了才想起有一个叫寒假作业的东西。
It was almost the beginning of school that I remembered that there was something called winter homework.
吃饱喝足，回学校读书。
Eat and drink enough, go back to school.