不写了 说不定睡醒世界就毁灭了。
If you don't write, maybe the world will be destroyed when you wake up.
古九尾狐狸有九条命，分别亡于语数外政史地理化生。
In ancient times, Nine Tailed foxes had nine lives, which died in the history of foreign politics and geography.
今天上学感觉不舒服，下午请了半天假，请完假刚出来，靠！感觉舒服多了，基本上就是好了！
I don't feel comfortable at school today. I took a half day off in the afternoon. I just came out after the leave. Shit! I feel much more comfortable. It's basically good!
上学吃外卖真的不健康，建议大家不要上学。
It's really unhealthy to eat takeout at school. I suggest you not go to school.
以后把闹钟调成唢呐，醒了上课，没醒上路。
After the alarm clock set to suona, wake up in class, did not wake up on the road.
上课铃响了，我看见一颗安眠药走了进来。
The bell rang and I saw a sleeping pill come in.
如果我有罪，法律会制裁我，而不是让一对情侣在女生宿舍门口模仿啄木鸟和树。
If I'm guilty, the law will punish me instead of letting a couple imitate woodpeckers and trees at the door of a girls' dormitory.
难过的时候就刷题，哪有那么多破事比数学题还难！
When you are sad, you can't brush the questions. There are so many broken things that are more difficult than math problems!
老师，我们能换一种授课方式吗？比如说，托梦。
Teacher, can we change the teaching method? For example, Tuomeng.
期末考试最悲惨的遭遇，莫过于自己辛辛苦苦背过的，最后都成了题干。
The most miserable experience of the final exam is that what I have learned by heart becomes the problem stem in the end.