谁说男女之间没有纯洁的友谊？只要长得丑，四海之内皆朋友。
Who says there is no pure friendship between men and women? As long as they are ugly, no matter where you are, you are friends.
时间是最好的老师，但遗憾的是，最后他把所有学生都弄死了。
Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately, in the end, he killed all the students.
世上总有一种无私的人，他们宁愿自己不开心，也要让别人不开心。
There is always a kind of selfless people in the world, they would rather not be happy themselves, but also to make others unhappy.
似乎我们都正处于一个被小朋友叫叔叔阿姨，却很不服气的尴尬年龄。
It seems that we are all in an awkward age when children call us uncles and aunts, but we are not convinced.
如果有来生，我要当条被子，不是躺在床上，就是晒太阳。
If there is an afterlife, I want to be a quilt. It is either lying in bed or in the sun.
你以为一个不经常找你聊天的人，突然找你是因为想你了吗？我告诉你，不是抄作业就是借钱。
Do you think the reason why a person who doesn't talk to you suddenly comes to you is that he thinks of you?I'll tell you, he either wants to copy his homework or borrow money.
