1、我找你，你爱搭不理，她给你发个“哦”你硬了一整晚。I look for you, you love to take no notice, she sent you a "Oh" you hard all night.
2、你们那种会自动显示45kg的体重秤是哪里买的呀？我也想要。Where did you buy the scale that can automatically display 45kg? I want it, too.
3、被窝是上帝在人间开的分店。Bedding is God's store on earth.
4、要和家境相仿的人一起玩 有没有一起要饭的。Want to play together with the person of family circumstances likeness, have those who beg a meal together?
5、我时常在想 我p图是不是太过分了 而且每张照片都不一样 后来我想通了 这一切都不足为奇 因为我是百变小樱。I often wonder if I am too much P map, and each photo is not the same, and then I realized that all this is not surprising, because I am a variety of Xiao Ying.
6、我问他怎么不回我消息，他说感冒了怕传染给我，真的好贴心。I asked him how not to return my message, he said a cold for fear of infection to me, really good sweet.
7、我是小兔 认我做爹 你就是小兔崽子。I am a little rabbit, and you are a little rabbit.
8、虽然你单身，但是你胖若两人。Although you are single, you are fat.
9、没想到今年第一个拉我入怀的人是钟馗。I didn't expect that the first person to pull me into my arms this year was Zhong Kui.
10、做人要谦虚 多听听他人的意见 然后认真记下来 对你有意见的都有谁。Be Humble, listen to other people's opinions, and then write down who has opinions about you.