打是亲，骂是爱，不打不相爱。
Fight is pro, scold is love, do not fight is not in love.
送你一朵花，请你嫁给他。
Give you a flower, please marry him.
小气鬼喝凉水，喝了凉水变魔鬼。
The cheapskate drinks cold water and becomes devil after drinking cold water.
拉钩上吊一百年不许变，变变就是猪八戒。
Hang on the hook for a hundred years, change is not allowed.
××的头橡皮球一脚踢到百货大楼，百货大楼卖皮球卖的就是你的头。
XX's head rubber ball kicks into the department store. The department store sells rubber balls and it's your head.
今天星期四考了四十四回家看电视被妈打的稀巴烂，还说自己有本事。
Today, after 44 years in the exam, I was beaten by my mother when I went home to watch TV. I also said that I had the ability.
解释就是掩饰，掩饰就是事实，事实就是罪恶的开始。
Explanation is cover up, cover up is fact, fact is the beginning of crime.
因为所以科学道理。
Because it's scientific.
一年级的小偷，二年级的贼，三年级的美眉跳芭蕾，四年级的帅哥没人追，五年级的青春波动飞，六年级的作业满天飞，七年级的试卷一大堆，八年级的情书叠成堆，九年级的资料飞飞飞。
The thief of grade one, the thief of grade two, the beauty of grade three, the handsome boy of grade four, the youth of grade five, the homework of grade six, the examination papers of grade seven, the love letters of grade eight, and the materials of grade nine.
上学苦，上学累，上学就想打瞌睡。
Hard to go to school, tired to go to school, want to doze off.