“适合开学发的沙雕皮句”

回学校前在家的最后一次,洗澡都是充满仪式感。

The last time I was at home before returning to school, the bath was full of ritual.

有些课,就像南孚电池一样,一节更比六节长。

In some classes, like Nanfu Battery, one section is longer than six.

吃饱喝足,回学校读书。

Eat and drink and go back to school.

想吃炸鸡,想着想着眼泪就从嘴角流了下来。

I wanted to eat fried chicken, and tears flowed from the corner of my mouth.

作业的进度赶不上开学进度。

The progress of the homework cannot keep up with the start of school.

我曾经跨过山河大海,却跨不过食堂的人山人海。

I have crossed mountains, rivers and oceans, but I can't cross the canteen.

一直很尊重数学,没学会,没及格,没有分。

I have always respected mathematics, failed to learn, failed, and got no points.

我已经开始研究开学第一天走进教室怎样比较帅。

I have already begun to study how it looks cool to walk into the classroom on the first day of school.

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十年后我在家务农,突然来了个电话说可以开学了。

Ten years later, when I was farming at home, I suddenly called and said that school could start.

开学只不过是,开启下一个假期的倒计时。

The beginning of school is nothing more than a countdown to the next holiday.

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快开学了,别人那叫调整作息,我特么就是倒时差啊!

School is about to start. Others call it an adjustment of work and rest. What I mean is jet lag!

打扰一下朋友圈的各位:有个书,得爷亲自去读一下。

Excuse me, everyone in the circle of friends: there is a book, please go and read it yourself.

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